Your Eyes Forever Glued To Mine

manicpixiedeathbitch:

• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

castielofasgard:

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

windicuffs-tier:

windicuffs-tier:

what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep

I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE

radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

christmas - lets get fuckin’ pissed

easter - lets get fuckin’ pissed

australia Day - lets get fuckin’ pissed

birthdays - lets get fuckin’ pissed

sports team loses - lets get fuckin’ pissed

sports team wins - lets get fuckin’pissed

anzac aay - pay your fuckin’ respects

lastofthetimeladies:

leonardodicapriurl:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

lastofthetimeladies:

imagine if people were magnetically attracted to each other by varying degrees depending on how compatible they were so you’d just be walking down the street and you’d see bodies flying all over the place

people would die.

I guess you could call it

fatal attraction

[grumpy old man voice] HEY YOU KIDS GET OFF OF MY TEXT POST

hedgehog-in-the-tardis:

foxstiel:

severussnapey:

lazarus-james:

mastaofsass:

I can’t get over the way this guy ~fabulously~ decorates The Hobbit set. 

Is there a fandom for this guy yet?

I apologise for the amount of times I’ve reblogged this. I NEED TO REBLOG IT EVERYTIME I SEE IT OKAY

Flamboyant Hobbit set decorator appreciation blog 2k12

Can we start shipping him with the set yet, or is it too soon?

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.